it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
God gave him joint rollers for hands
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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