Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
North Korea, Best Korea!
My hand turned me down
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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