If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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