batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Everclear isn't food dammit
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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