Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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