This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Randomize
