So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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