Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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