physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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