But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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