it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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