accomplished twins. life is a go
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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