i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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