you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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