wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
