That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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