I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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