never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
