Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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