Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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