I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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