Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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