I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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