So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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