awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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