So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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