fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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