they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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