dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
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