South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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