yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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