I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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