Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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