I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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