he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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