thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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