What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
