they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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