Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
why do cheetos always look like penises
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
tell me about the fingering
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