My boss' voice literally gives me gas
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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