I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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