Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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