Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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