somebody snuck up and got me drunk
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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