I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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