Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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