If i come over, it means nothing
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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