You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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