I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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