Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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