I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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