If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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